Pitonstan

The roots of Pitonstan date back to 217 AD. The empire collapsed in 1201 due to chaos in Makasinstan. In 1478, the Great Magarram liberated Pitonstan, defeated the invaders, and declared independence on February 12, 1480. Since then, this date is celebrated as Independence Day.

We owe our freedom and independence to the Great Magarram!

Moiney Esseyov

He is the current president of Pitonstan.

Elected on June 10, 2021, he established 15–20 python-weaving factories and 5 schools specializing in hanger destruction.

Born April 26, 1980, in OnQepiy. Educated at the Pitonology Academy, he holds three higher degrees and two diplomas, one awarded for “Excellent elimination of 5 pairs of torn Makasin shoes.”